Buck Wild

December 31, 2010
Here's Cornelius Snarlington #4! Bet you weren't expecting the Murder Cops to show up. I wasn't either. They always get their man/deer, even if it means interdimensional travel, which makes even the surliest Murder Cop a bit tired. Happy New...
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Nerd Culture

December 30, 2010
Check this out! If you look closely, you can see the very moment Patton Oswalt gets old here. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Patton, I have purchased the albums and the DVDs. But yeah. Tomorrow is Cornelius Snarlington...
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Ocean’s Two

December 29, 2010
Any self-respecting geek owns a  laser pointer or three, but how many of you have actually used one for pointing? I don't do a ton of pointing myself, maybe there are professional pointers out there for whom these devices are...
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How Sausage Is Made

December 27, 2010
Here are your porkminers, friends! This comic doesn't make much sense to me either but sometimes meat takes hold of us and makes us do things against our will. This is one of those times. Okay, off to bed for...
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A Thing Of Beauty

December 24, 2010
Here's Cornelius Snarlington, Business Deer Episode 3! He is very good at spreadsheets. Lots to do, busy busy, but Merry Christmas to those of you who celebrate it, and delicious chinese food and movies to the rest of you! A...
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Return Of The Messiah

December 23, 2010
Here we go! Thursday's SFAM, written and drawn solely for your amusement. I hope you enjoy it. I do! I'm being sincere.
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Jungle Hunt

December 22, 2010
Not everything in the Multiverse is dollar stores and strip malls and petty corruption. There are still pockets of untarnished nature here and there where animals still scurry about and do unspeakable things to each other. Hey, did you order...
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Murder Most Murderful

December 21, 2010
The Murder Cops! They don't commit the murders, they just solve 'em. Brinks and Luger have solved every case they've ever worked, and they've even solved some of them two or more times. Pro tip: never laugh and barf at...
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Uncle Sturgeon

December 20, 2010
Uncle Sturgeon died like he lived: under constant bombardment by an orbital laser platform. Nobody saw it coming. Looks like installment #3 of The Business Deer is coming this Friday! I am excited to see where this goes, I don't think Cornelius...
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Master Of Documents

December 16, 2010
Howdy folks! Here's your business deer. I am enjoying the heck out of writing him, he is quite a fellow! You may have noticed that my strip output was a bit light this week, and strips have been delayed in...
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Crash Landing

December 15, 2010
Panel two is representative of about 50% of the conversations I've had in the last two years I think. I have lots to tell you but so little time! For now, know that tomorrow, December 16th is the LAST DAY...
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I Have A Dream

December 13, 2010
Those two bar patrons look awfully familiar! I wonder where I've seen them before. Oh well, I'm sure it will come to me. Sorry for the delay in posting today's comic, valiant reader! I spent the weekend moving my office...
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Final Summoning

December 10, 2010
Here it is, the fifth and final installment in the Summoning series! Thanks for voting these guys back for a few rounds, the Firewall is always fun to draw. But, like all good things, it must come to an end...
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The Business Deer

December 9, 2010
In this economy, can you afford NOT to hire Cornelius Snarlington, Business Deer? No, you cannot afford it. You will lose all your money. You know what else will save you money by spending it on things? SFAM prints! Just...
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The Truth About Kittens

December 8, 2010
If these revelations about the multiverse shocked and rocked you, just wait until we release the congressional sex tapes. There's twenty minutes of on-camera shaving and then a filibuster's worth of what I like to imagine is slabs of pork...
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Revenge Of The News Duck

December 7, 2010
That News Duck seems awfully familiar, but then again so does the Blarthan Empire. Empires! Always fiddling near the end, it appears. You know what makes for a pretty perfect Christmas gift? This Goats book set. For everyone you know! Your...
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Post Mortem

December 6, 2010
There's never a good reason to maintain contact with an ex, unless they owe you money. Even then, it depends on how much money we're talking about. Hey, have you guys read The Adam! yet? It's about superheroism and slack and it...
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Summonize This

December 2, 2010
It's been a busy week! Sorry for the intermittent comic delays, I am trying my hardest to meet the schedule but life keeps getting in the way.
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Death Wish

December 1, 2010
I don't know about you, but when I go, I don't want it to be in some self-cleaning booth. I want  to spend my children's inheritance on the way out. I want something spectacular. Hey look! It's the SFAM Store and......
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Deep Inside The LORD

November 30, 2010
Quick post today! Check out the SFAM Store and our new tees: Bunnies Planet Don't Hassle Me Don't Ask Don't Swim I Fought The Lorth If you love SFAM and want to support it, consider including us in your holiday...
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The Far Ungulates

November 29, 2010
It's another episode of The Far Ungulates! Everyone's favorite supernatural psychic thriller is back for it's second season. Don't miss a moment! The LoveShack won yet again in last week's Repeat Destination Poll; the fourth installment will run here on...
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The Resummonizing 3: Summon Harder

November 26, 2010
Here's part three in our daemonic showdown. Enjoy! Be sure to check out our first SFAM tees! Order 'em up today. There's a Bunnies shirt, and a Don't Ask Don't Swim shirt, and a couple of others. I forget.  
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Paintato Trench Run

November 24, 2010
Wednesday's comic is late due to Neuronal Paralysis induced by Crazy-Ass Information delivered directly to the Holy Crap Cortex. I'll explain more later, but I apologize for your wait. No new comic tomorrow, but we'll be back on Friday! Happy...
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Son Of Corn God

November 23, 2010
Corn God gets around, and he's not the careful type. I bet he has lots of kids all over the place! Check this space later today, we're going to be launching the first of our SFAM t-shirts right here sometime...
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Smoking Section

November 22, 2010
If smoking is bad for you, then why is it so much fun? Huh? Answer that one, Braniacs. Man, I love drawin' oldies. They're more fun than real people.  
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Everything Is Intelligent

November 18, 2010
Eventually the cost of a computer powerful enough to simulate a human-equivalent level of intelligence is going to fall below the cost of food packaging. Are you going to have the skills to compete against a Doritos bag in this...
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Fastpass

November 16, 2010
Schadenfreude lives on in the hearts of FastPass holders in amusement parks around the Multiverse as they run past baffled children who have been waiting on line for two hours for a sixty-second roller coaster. It's good stuff. Since I'm...
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The Confrontation

November 15, 2010
I'm back from vacation! I'll be sharing the SFAM equivalent of vacation photos with you this week, every moment is ripped right from my personal experiences in fabulous Orlando. Today's fight was brought to you by chest-thumping and raw adrenaline.
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Your New Toothbrush

November 5, 2010
In the interests of getting my ass to NEWW, I'll keep this short. I'm on vacation this next week, so if there are no new comics, now you know why! SFAM will return on the 15th.  
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The Summoning

November 4, 2010
The Multiverse, being a computer simulation and all, is replete with daemons and rogue processes whose favor can be courted. Who knows what arcane threads are being unraveled in the distant corners of reality? Who knows for what dark purpose?...
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I Knew It

November 3, 2010
Moms! They know our failings even better than we do. That's it! That's all I've got. I'm spent.
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Superhell

November 2, 2010
This is SFAM #100, I believe! And they said it couldn't be done. Hey are you guys going to NEWW this weekend? I sure am. I'm going to attend the crap out of it. Come say hi!
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Surf’s Up

November 1, 2010
Rudy Rucker came to me in my sleep last night and whispered the idea for today's comic in my ear.  Tonight I am locking all the doors.  
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Bunnies Five

October 29, 2010
Here's your fifth and final bunnies! Now they take a nap in the Hall of Famous Destinations.  
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The Adventures Of The Swordfish And Swordboy

October 28, 2010
Swords should be mandatory. Swords! Man I love swords, it's instinctual I think. Who doesn't love waving around a huge knife? Pancreases, on the other hand? Ech. I say keep 'em inside your body, to yourself. What?? $15 T-shirts are...
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These Modern Days

October 27, 2010
Some people I know enjoy washing the dishes. I know, crazy, right? That's valuable time that could be spent refreshing a web browser. Don't forget, we're still offering $15 limited tees until Halloween!
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Press Up For Murder

October 26, 2010
You might remember The Chief and Johnson from a previous installment. They're away from Crime Planet at a Murder Symposium, which is what I imagine is the CPU equivalent of a comics convention, but for homicide detectives instead of nerds. You know...
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God Science Daily

October 25, 2010
Skeptics may doubt the existence of God, but that's just because they're reading the wrong periodicals. Okay, back to work, all of you.
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Mother Of All Bunnies

October 22, 2010
They do multiply like rabbits, or so I hear. Check it, bros and bromides! Goats Pint Glasses are back in stock! Pick up a couple and make a toast to internet commerce.  
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The Yeti’s Prize

October 21, 2010
If the Multiverse is fractal in nature, it should be no surprise that we will find echoes of the familiar in even the most distant planes of existence. Self-similarity being what it is, it's likely that there are tons of...
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Gossip Panther

October 20, 2010
Talking animals are not as common in the multiverse as you might think. They only pop up on a few levels of existence, and where they do, they are almost invariably offered their own talk shows. This comic could not...
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Masters Of Business

October 18, 2010
Some folks requested an update on the continuing education of Fluffy and Nougat. I live to serve. To answer your most frequent bunny-related questions: yes, some sort of print pack will be made available when the Bunnies' run is over....
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The Gravminer’s Wife

October 14, 2010
This is my first comic strip with a news duck. I hope you enjoy it! Poor Corn God! He gets all of the blame for rescuing those poor miners but none of the credit for destroying the holescraper in the...
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Sciencemaster Fanta

October 13, 2010
Science gets really interesting when economies of scale come into play. What happens when exotic particles are commonplace? Will we put them on our sandwiches? I'd like to think so. Sorry for the lateness of today's strip, I fell asleep...
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Francis The Energy Cloud

October 12, 2010
Energy beings are depicted throughout science fiction as unknowable, omniscient, all-powerful creatures, but there have got to be a few rotten eggs out there floating in space too. We'll be seeing the bunnies again on Friday. Lots of you have...
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Additional Bunnies

October 8, 2010
Here are some more bunnies! I hope you like them. I'm off to NYCC! It's Friday through Sunday at the Javits Center in Manhattan. I'll be at table #2217 with the other Dumbrella folks. Come say hello if you are...
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Using My Religion

October 7, 2010
Everyone is familiar with Corn God's convenient drop-off sacrificial locations, but did you know that you can access all of Corn God's services right from the comfort of your own home, from your very own computer? Stop by and ask...
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