God Science Daily
Skeptics may doubt the existence of God, but that’s just because they’re reading the wrong periodicals.
Bunnies made a last-minute comeback last night to finish in first place in the Repeat Destination poll for last week. That means they’ll be appearing for the fifth and final time this Friday and then they will be retired to the Hall of Fame, where they and Sciencemaster Adler await three more contestants to compete against for the top slot and a week’s worth of comics.
Okay, back to work, all of you.