Scenes From A Multiverse

Argument From Personal Incredulity

Jon — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:01:00 +0000

Why are some theists so quick to claim that atheism is a religion? I would think they’d be happy to keep their distance. Do they want to ensure that atheists get the same excellent tax benefits? Concern for their well-being? I’m sure that must be it.

It couldn’t possibly be an attempt to redefine basic terminology in an effort to muddle clear conversation and bring down the level of argument to a point where it is indistinguishable from corn oil bikini wrestling. Nuh uh.

Ad Ignorantiam

Jon — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:01:00 +0000

I envision a huge industrial-sized woodchipper, running day and night, somewhere in the middle of an enchanted forest. Almost every inch of it is stained blue.

Ad Hominem

Jon — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

There is, on average, a presidential debate every fifteen minutes somewhere in the United States. They all begin to blur together after a while: noise, rhetoric and meaningless slander. They ought to get it over with and sell popcorn and giant foam fingers.

The Midnight Protozoan

Jon — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

This is a true story, except for the giant unicellular creature.

Cookie Sleuth Deduces Uncouth Youth

Jon — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

This is Cookie Sleuth #3, for those of you keeping score at home. The Cookie Sleuth is a bit slow but well-meaning.

Here’s your Repeat Destination poll for the week!

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Second Job

Jon — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

No comment. Move along, nothing to see here.

State Of The Empire

Jon — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

I would imagine that State of the Union addresses are pretty much the same everywhere you go.

Sorry for the lateness with this one, I was trying to make the Chitinids scary and failed completely.

Space Seed

Jon — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

Hello dear readers! Here is another SFAM installment for you. Not much to add except you are all wonderful people and thank you for letting me do this for my job.

I used a lot of purple for this comic.

The Cookie Sleuth Returns

Jon — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

Here’s the second installment of Cookie Sleuth, which should have run on Friday, but didn’t because of intense laziness exhaustion. Apologies and kowtows all around. Won’t ever happen again until next time it does.

In addition to last week’s comic, we also have last week’s poll! Vote for something, won’t you?

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Carbon Emissions

Jon — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:01:00 +0000

Apologies in advance for today’s strip. Sometimes a joke needs to be told regardless of how much pain it may cause.

Some religions state that the world is approximately 6000 years old. This, of course, means that carbon dating is a tool of the devil, since it often produces results which conflict with that fact. The devil loves to measure the age of things!

If you stopped by yesterday and didn’t manage to read yesterday’s comic for whatever reason, perhaps you’d like to take a gander now?