Uncle Sturgeon died like he lived: under constant bombardment by an orbital laser platform. Nobody saw it coming.

Looks like installment #3 of The Business Deer is coming this Friday! I am excited to see where this goes, I don’t think Cornelius Snarlington is a very stable individual.

If you’re willing to pony up for Express or UPS shipping, you can still purchase stuff from our store and have it delivered by Christmas! If you’re in the U.S., that is. And if the item is in stock.