Panel two is representative of about 50% of the conversations I’ve had in the last two years I think.

I have lots to tell you but so little time! For now, know that tomorrow, December 16th is the LAST DAY to safely place USPS Priority Mail and UPS Ground orders from our store. If you love your friends and relatives you will purchase each of them ONE ITEM (or more). You know it is the right thing to do.