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corn god created everything in two days and is taking his sweet time destroying it all
A Duck You Can Trust

jon
jon
September 28, 2011

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The Corn God creation myth says that the Corn God created all of existence from one of His Niblets, plucked from His own chest and served in a delicious cream sauce, about thirty years ago.

It also says that Sting’s later work outshines his Police-era discography, so Corn God adherents are admonished to take all that dogma with a largish grain of salt.

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