corn god – Scenes From A Multiverse

Papal Ambivalence

October 2, 2015

You know what’s awesome? Goats is now on GoComics! Read it from the very beginning of the Infinite Pendergast Cycle and get psyched for new Goats comics coming this fall! Do you like SFAM? Do you read the comics here...

The Licensor

September 8, 2015

Hey everyone! I've got some really cool news. Classic SFAM strips will be running over at GoComics every weekday, along with your favorite syndicated comics! Sign up for an account today and follow all your favorite comics all on one...

Into the Cornhole

May 8, 2015

Hey Everyone! I'm going to be exhibiting at TCAF this weekend! it's at the Toronto Reference Library this Saturday and Sunday. I'll be signing books and prints and such with the Topatoco gang, tables 286-291, up on the second floor. Please come...

Dick Pope

January 16, 2015

Popes are funny guys! One minute they seem harmless and kind, the next they’re justifying violence as a response to cartoons. You never know which pope you’re gonna get! They should package them in blind boxes. If you're seeing this...

There But For The Grace Of Corn God

January 12, 2015

Babies have it rough in the Multiverse. Please, think of the poor baby geniuses next time you're praying to the Mayonnaise Demon. Hey! You know what's great? The SFAM Purchaseables Store! Check it out, why not?

Street Team

August 8, 2014

Corn God's new marketing initiative continues! Soon everyone will be sexing it Sex Deity-style. I've said too much already. Let's keep this to ourselves, okay?

Marketdroid Makeover

August 7, 2014

It's been a while since we last checked in on our friend the Corn God. He looks good! Healthy. Good night!

The Good Pope

December 18, 2013

Popes! They're always surprising you. I bet this pope loves to party. On Tuesday, we reached the first goal in our Patreon drive! Thank you to all of you who chipped in and helped make this such a success. I'm...

Pope Fructose XII

September 23, 2013

Hello SFAM readers! We've got a couple of new products in our store today. I'm pleased to introduce the Bunnies Polo Shirt and the I Tried Tee. Please take a look, and if you like them, purchase one! Or both....

Dance Party

July 3, 2013

Sometimes you just need to have a dance party. Did you know that you can order a print of this strip, or any SFAM strip? It's true! Just click the button under your strip of choice and follow the instructions....

Deilogue

June 5, 2013

Today's comic is mostly an excuse to pack a whole bunch of Multiverse deities into one strip. I will not apologize for it, sometimes you need to indulge your inner ubergod. UPDATE: The new Scenes From A Multiverse book, BUSINESS...

The Corn God

April 17, 2013

We've discussed the Corn God before in these comics, but this is the first time he's shown up in person, I think. Corn God 1, YHWH 0. Okay! That's enough for now. Go buy an adorable stuffed bunny.

Pope-O-Mat

February 13, 2013

Popes! There's never one around when you need one. Hey! You! Would you be a dear and purchase something from the SFAM store today? Your purchase goes towards feeding and clothing me. And you do not want me to be...

Dear Corn God

June 11, 2012

The Corn God personally answers all the prayers he receives! The response is usually fiery death from above.

Kittens In A Barrel

March 13, 2012

Tuesday's SFAM veers away from horses for a bit to tackle the thornier issues of puppies and kittens. Hey, have you heard about the Goats IV Kickstarter? NO? Amazing. Check it out! We're only about $8k away from a full-on...

I Have Several Dreams

January 16, 2012

Happy MLK Day, folks. Mr. King had a great message but I don't think everyone has heard it yet. We still have a long way to go.

The Real God

October 28, 2011

If a church wants to claim tax-exempt status, I kind of feel like their deity should be required to register their theological status with the local authorities. If you can't be bothered to show up and file some paperwork then...

A Duck You Can Trust

September 28, 2011

The Corn God creation myth says that the Corn God created all of existence from one of His Niblets, plucked from His own chest and served in a delicious cream sauce, about thirty years ago. It also says that Sting's...

News You Can Use

August 22, 2011

For those of you keeping track of these sorts of things, a) The Pope-Emperor of the Corn God is the Emperor of all the Corn God Popes, including Cornpope Starchy the First and others and b) you need to get...

The Power Of Prayer

March 24, 2011

Good intentions are fine and all, but if you really want to help someone, money talks. If you haven't donated to Japan yet, maybe this is a good time to do so.

Any Given Sunday

January 24, 2011

What happens when you combine organized religion and organized sports? I don't know, but I suspect not much would change for either institution. Thanks so much for your patience with my absence last week! I will probably miss another day...

Cornmas XXV

January 4, 2011

It's that time of year again, when the seasons ahead are a blank slate upon which love and hate are writ large by the followers of the Corn God. Who will receive their seemingly random, schizophrenic attentions for 2011? Who...

Son Of Corn God

November 23, 2010

Corn God gets around, and he's not the careful type. I bet he has lots of kids all over the place! Check this space later today, we're going to be launching the first of our SFAM t-shirts right here sometime...

The Gravminer’s Wife

October 14, 2010

This is my first comic strip with a news duck. I hope you enjoy it! Poor Corn God! He gets all of the blame for rescuing those poor miners but none of the credit for destroying the holescraper in the...

Using My Religion

October 7, 2010

Everyone is familiar with Corn God's convenient drop-off sacrificial locations, but did you know that you can access all of Corn God's services right from the comfort of your own home, from your very own computer? Stop by and ask...

Faithing The Facts

October 4, 2010

Happy Monday everyone! We're back in the Cognitive Dissonance Zones today, where thought is a bit more pliable than it is in other Zones (In the Multiverse, a Zone is a large collection of self-similar Dimensions, like a supercluster). If...

A Walk In The Park

September 16, 2010

Every theological discussion I hear sounds like this to me. It sounds like cats debating. It sounds like people arguing about legos or bowling or yogurt -- clearly all of them have good things going for them, a quality or...

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