The Corn God creation myth says that the Corn God created all of existence from one of His Niblets, plucked from His own chest and served in a delicious cream sauce, about thirty years ago.

It also says that Sting’s later work outshines his Police-era discography, so Corn God adherents are admonished to take all that dogma with a largish grain of salt.

Please buy something from the SFAM store! I am super-hungry.