Have you guys seen this Rick Perry ad?

According to Rick, what we really need in the White House is someone delusional who thinks that an ancient caveman text gives him the right to discriminate against patriotic American soldiers and use government resources to indoctrinate children into his caveman cult. Or something. Maybe I’m not smart enough to understand but that’s what it sounds like to me, anyhow.

And now for another ad! Please buy SFAM presents for your loved ones for the holidays and help support your favorite heathen blasphemer: