A good indicator that you’re having a conversation with someone who is perhaps a bit logically challenged is when you hear the phrase “You can’t prove he/she/it doesn’t exist, either.” This phrase is typically used in the context of concepts or entities for which there is little-to-no physical evidence of its existence.

When you hear these words, you should give yourself permission to smile a tiny smile of self-congratulations, for you have reached the end of the conversation! Walk away. Find a potted plant to talk to. It will be more fruitful.

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