Part of loving Blade Runner is learning to love its amorphousness, its steadfast refusal to congeal into a single definitive version. I think I own three or four different cuts on DVD. Like the movie’s tentpole dilemma of what it means to be human, Blade Runner is ultimately unresolvable.

In my version, there are a lot of dick jokes.

Welcome to Blade Runner week! I hope a portion of you guys enjoy this short detour, and we’ll see the rest of you back here in seven days for our regularly scheduled tour of the Multiverse.

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