This is why imaginations need to be made illegal! People take their stories way too seriously sometimes, stories are meant to be soothing to infants and the mentally diff-abled and not to be taken internally by responsible adults or used as the basis for legislation or warfare or anything nasty.

Pro tip: if you are eating popcorn, you are enjoying your story properly. If you are wielding a pitchfork, please reconsider the choices you have made that have led you to this moment.