Posts Tagged ‘fire’
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Dennis Fruckner is probably the worst business executive in existence, and he runs more than half of the corporations in the multiverse due to an accident involving a time machine, some dated (but curious) accounting regulations and an MBA from Wharton.
I suspect it’s only a matter of time before he meets up with Cornelius Snarlington.
NYCC is this weekend, October 13-16, and I’ll be exhibiting with Dumbrella superbuddies Andrew Bell, Meredith Gran and Chris Yates. This year we’re over in the Cultyard, table #788. Come buy an SFAM book of some Goats books or just give me your money.
Here’s Cornelius Snarlington #4! Bet you weren’t expecting the Murder Cops to show up. I wasn’t either. They always get their man/deer, even if it means interdimensional travel, which makes even the surliest Murder Cop a bit tired.
Happy New Year, everyone! Let’s make 2011 the best 2011 yet.
Here’s your poll!
Next Week's Repeat Destination:
- Organismo Corp, Business Sphere 8, Corporate Planes (70%, 2,011 Votes)
- Porksteroid Alpha Charlie Foxtrot 72, The Meatbelts (19%, 555 Votes)
- Museum of Expensive Things, New Ventimiglia, Parthex Cluster (17%, 491 Votes)
- Bedroom of Solitude, Galaxy of Self-Loathing, Planes of Pop (8%, 215 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,858
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This is why imaginations need to be made illegal! People take their stories way too seriously sometimes, stories are meant to be soothing to infants and the mentally diff-abled and not to be taken internally by responsible adults or used as the basis for legislation or warfare or anything nasty.
Pro tip: if you are eating popcorn, you are enjoying your story properly. If you are wielding a pitchfork, please reconsider the choices you have made that have led you to this moment.
