How much trauma can a childhood hold? Is there a metric unit for measuring such a thing? I’m going to go with liters until someone corrects me. (My initial instinct was to go with pints, which I naturally associate with trauma in my mind, but changed my mind out of fear of a negative response from the scientific community.)

I had meant for this comic to run on Friday, but accidentally worked on a totally different comic instead. Maybe I’ll post that one tomorrow. Maybe I will become a duck!

First, buy something:

• Bunnies Bafflers: Only a few left! Order yours today
• New tees: Corn God Niblets Sports Tee and Fleg Dentata Concert Tee
• SFAM Holiday Cards for folks of all traditions
• Republicans for Voldemort stickers are back in stock!