When Pat Robertson is telling you that maybe the Earth is a bit older than 6,000 years or so, it may be time to consider that science might have a leg up over creationism. It may also be one of the signs of the impending apocalypse. I’ll let you know which it is in a couple of months.

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buy a book damn you