The Real God
If a church wants to claim tax-exempt status, I kind of feel like their deity should be required to register their theological status with the local authorities. If you can’t be bothered to show up and file some paperwork then what kind of all-powerful god are you, anyway? Not a very considerate one. God may prefer to work in mysterious ways but it’s kind of sketchy if you ask me.
You still have a chance to order a Bunnies Baffler! Chris tells me about half of them have been adopted already. That’s all fine and dandy but I’m not going to stop nagging you until they’re all gone so you might as well just hand over your wallet now.