How can you tell if it’s a spider? Set it on fire! If it burns, it’s a spider.

For those of you waiting on signed SFAM books and prints, I apologize for the long delays! I am almost done with them, and finishing them up will be my first priority as soon as I hit “Publish” on this post. Please do not bother the nice people at the distributor, the delays are not their fault! I will post here when they have started to ship. I am truly sorry, and I understand that this lapse is a public stain on an otherwise impeccable career. Perhaps you can find it in your hearts to forgive this poor wretch.