It is a proven fact that all criminals started out by using the postal service in their youth. Scientists now suspect that licking stamps alters the brain in some sinister way. No evidence of a direct connection has been found but evidence is for weenies anyhow.

Last week’s Repeat Destination vote was our best turnout yet, with over 4,000 of you chiming in to vote the warrior kittens of Cheezburger Hill back for another tour of duty. Check in Friday for more hitlercorn combat tales!