My good friend Randy Milholland of Something Positive is responsible for today’s SFAM guest strip. Please note that no babies were harmed in the making of this comic strip but plenty of them are being harmed by anti-vaxxers every day. Thanks, Randy! You are Rad.
As usual, no April Fool’s Joke will appear on these pages. This is my gift to you, because I do not hate you.
See you on Wednesday! Keep on keepin’ on.
It is a proven fact that all criminals started out by using the postal service in their youth. Scientists now suspect that licking stamps alters the brain in some sinister way. No evidence of a direct connection has been found but evidence is for weenies anyhow.
Last week’s Repeat Destination vote was our best turnout yet, with over 4,000 of you chiming in to vote the warrior kittens of Cheezburger Hill back for another tour of duty. Check in Friday for more hitlercorn combat tales!
I’m convinced scientists haven’t found the Higgs Boson yet because they haven’t looked inside chicken nuggets. There’s definitely something strange going on in there. Would it kill you physicist dudes to give it a looksee? I don’t think it would and maybe then that LHC gizmo can be put to use giving railgun rides to underprivileged orphans like it was originally designed to (TRUE FACT).
In a large, modern multiverse it’s sometimes difficult to tell who has a soul and who doesn’t, since there are no physical manifestations or evidence of souls due to them being spooky and antisocial. That’s why we have experts!
In other Multiversal news, this Friday’s Repeat Destination is the Inner Science Rings! That means more hot alien grad student action for all of youse. Thanks for voting, everyone.
I’ll see you at Mer’s shindig tonight, ya?
Volcanoes would be super-romantic if we had really good energy shields, I think it is just a matter of time before there are heart-shaped Jacuzzis in orbit around Jupiter. In the Parallegro Timelines, humanity has already reached this advanced stage.
Looks like you all voted for the Electric Donkeydrome as our Repeat Destination for the week! You can check that out right here on Friday and vote for next week’s Repeat Destination at the same time.
Hey, did you notice that button down below the comic? The one that says “Buy A Print”? Me too! I wonder if it does anything.
