It seems like there’s a new cosmology just about every day. There are so many you can choose whichever one you want! Customize it to serve your purposes — mine has two Big Bangs and a large fries, and the gravitational constant is a neat and tidy 3.

Come back tomorrow for the further adventures of Sciencemaster Adler! I can’t imagine he’ll be pleased with all the press Sciencemaster Gunter is getting.