Space Wizards and Space Sorcerers have been enemies for 10,000 millenia. One time, a Sorcerer and a Wizard both fell in love with the same beautiful Space Unicorn. The unicorn was fairly liberal and was okay with polyamory. The Space Wizard said he was down with it but in truth was extremely jealous and conflicted about whether or not his feelings for the Unicorn constituted bestiality. Long story short, the Sorcerer ended up sleeping with the Wizard’s sister and everything was super-awkward after that.

Now it is time for me to go read the new Overcompensating book and remember good times on rooftops. You should read it too!