Bird Tools
September 10, 2014
Today is Day Two of our three-part bird epic. I hope you like it. SPX is THIS WEEKEND! I'm going to be exhibiting with Topatoco as is the custom. Please stop by and regale me with Tales of Interest!
Tag: news duck
Spar Wars
May 29, 2014
There's no such thing as "just a joke." Jokes are powerful. They communicate intent and mindset. They should not be dismissed lightly. If you tell me "Aw, I was just joking," it means you got caught out saying something shitty...
The Rat
February 13, 2014
Welcome to Day 3 of Duck Thompson month! YEEEE-HA If you're going to talk, make it interesting. Detail makes a world come alive.
The Debate
February 7, 2014
I asked a bunch of you on Twitter what you wanted to see, and this is what you asked for. I approve. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Top Ten
December 23, 2013
This is one of my top ten comics that I made today. Here is another! Matt Bors was kind enough to invite me to contribute to The Nib over on Medium, so I did. Let us know if you like it!...
Pope Fructose XII
September 23, 2013
Hello SFAM readers! We've got a couple of new products in our store today. I'm pleased to introduce the Bunnies Polo Shirt and the I Tried Tee. Please take a look, and if you like them, purchase one! Or both....
Bearstorm Of The Century
October 29, 2012
So, yeah, it's looking like we're all going to die. This may be my very last comic ever. If future sciencemasters figure out a way to resurrect me from the genetic residue they find between the keys of my keyboard,...
Dick And Duck
March 20, 2012
Duck Thompson is back! He's the Multiverse's answer to Barbara Walters. Have you ever noticed that it's the folks who squawk about smaller government and government interference in private lives that want the government to regulate how women use their...
A Duck You Can Trust
September 28, 2011
The Corn God creation myth says that the Corn God created all of existence from one of His Niblets, plucked from His own chest and served in a delicious cream sauce, about thirty years ago. It also says that Sting's...
The Fragile Economy
July 3, 2011
Do you smell that? That's the odor of the demise of civilization, the stench of rotting econocorpses baking in the sun of mass delusion. They make a Glade plug-in for that now. But the news duck is back! Everything will...
Revenge Of The News Duck
December 7, 2010
That News Duck seems awfully familiar, but then again so does the Blarthan Empire. Empires! Always fiddling near the end, it appears. You know what makes for a pretty perfect Christmas gift? This Goats book set. For everyone you know! Your...
The Gravminer’s Wife
October 14, 2010
This is my first comic strip with a news duck. I hope you enjoy it! Poor Corn God! He gets all of the blame for rescuing those poor miners but none of the credit for destroying the holescraper in the...
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