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If corporations are people, then so are dogs, staplers, packaged foods and the color red. Why not? Haven’t trees earned the vote?

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Bedtime Story

A recent study of politicians shows that 103% of them are lying, thieving bastards who live in the pockets of big corporations (the pockets are big enough for an adult politician to live in comfortably). These are the facts, check them all you like. You! You deserve a present from…

October 10, 2012

In "bedtime story"

Personification

Seems like almost everything is people these days! (And some of the people who were people previously are treated like they're not entirely people anymore.) I guess all you need is the right forms and a modest filing fee and you can be the sort of people you need your…

March 6, 2012

In "bush babies"

End Of Days

Dennis Fruckner is probably the worst business executive in existence, and he runs more than half of the corporations in the multiverse due to an accident involving a time machine, some dated (but curious) accounting regulations and an MBA from Wharton. I suspect it's only a matter of time before…

October 11, 2011

In "amazon wishlists"

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