Giraffes are a great example of how stupid evolution is. No, seriously! There’s no intelligence driving evolution, just small incremental changes to genetic frequency in a population over time. For a super-gross example of this sort of non-intelligence taken to an extreme, check out this video of a giraffe being chopped up FOR SCIENCE:

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