I beg you to carefully take into consideration the quality and the character of the individuals you’ll be voting for in our Reader Poll this week. Is Doctor Whoa really the man for the job? Do you really want to enable this sort of behavior?

Ah, who am I kidding? You’re all perverts, every one of you.

Hey perverts! We’re discontinuing some t-shirts, including the Don’t Hassle Me, I Fought The Lorth and Don’t Ask, Don’t Swim designs. Once they’re gone, they’re gone, so buy yours today. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.