For those of you who aren’t complete science dorks, the Lorentz-Fitzgerald Contraction is the physics dealie where objects travelling close to the speed of light become physically smaller along the axis of travel. Funny stuff, see? It’s a hilarious sex joke and it makes you smarter. I care about you, reader. I care about your brain.

That’s a time traveler poster on the wall in Panel 3, mandatory by law in all hotel rooms in the Donkeydrome.

That’s all I got for today. You’ll want to brush up on biochem for tomorrow.