Tag: politicians

Bedtime Story

October 10, 2012
A recent study of politicians shows that 103% of them are lying, thieving bastards who live in the pockets of big corporations (the pockets are big enough for an adult politician to live in comfortably). These are the facts, check...
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State Of The Empire

January 25, 2012
I would imagine that State of the Union addresses are pretty much the same everywhere you go. Sorry for the lateness with this one, I was trying to make the Chitinids scary and failed completely.  
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Correlation Loves Causation

September 27, 2010
It is a proven fact that all criminals started out by using the postal service in their youth. Scientists now suspect that licking stamps alters the brain in some sinister way. No evidence of a direct connection has been found...
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