Colonel Unitedstates is back! And he has a snazzy new costume. And new enemies! And he loves typography now. I hope typography isn’t controversial.

Own your very own slice of Goats history! For a limited time I’m offering signed original Goats comic art for the insanely low price of $25 a page. But there’s a catch! I get to pick which strip you receive. Think of it like a blind box toy.