The last paragraph of today’s comic contains sage wisdom! Try it out on your children.

As of the writing of this sentence, I am suspending weekly SFAM polls indefinitely. Participation has been pretty low, and the results frequently make me doubt the wisdom of democracy in general. In place of democracy I am implementing a benevolent dictatorship! I will decide what comics to draw, and which ones will return, if any. If you do not like this, please feel free to file a complaint with the ombudsman.

Now! Please buy the hell out of things from my store, for the holidays! Gifts bought from the SFAM store are guaranteed to be thoughtful.