I’ll admit, I’ve never read the original Burroughs novel, but Andrew Stanton’s film adaptation John Carter is a flawed gem of a movie. All it really needs to be great is a Queen soundtrack. I wish I knew an internet where people had computers they could use to rescore John Carter using songs from the Flash Gordon and Highlander movies.

If only.

Feel free to vote for this one next week, I could spend many happy hours writing tales of Bazoom.