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Your mom is so fat she reproduces through parthenogenesis
The Dozens

jon
jon
June 28, 2012

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Mothers. Let’s get off of mothers, okay? I just got off of yours.

OH SNAP

Okay, that’s enough yo mama jokes for one lifetime. Tomorrow: Dracula Jones! See you then.

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