We are the substrate that bacteria party on. Never forget who your true master is: the hundred billion bacterial cells living in your gut, thousands of species drinking your beer for free. Consuming yogurt is the only true form of revenge we can take on these microfloric lactobacillus loafers. This is a morally justified act.

Sorry for the pitiful schedule this week, my C: drive died and I needed to do some intense computer wizardry. I am now running on the fastest, most stable build I have ever used and things should go swimmingly from here on out I’m sure.