My daughter’s new favorite program is My Little Pony: Friendship is Imaginary. Or something. I try to sleep through as much of it as I can but it has a way of seeping. Now I am concerned that I am a 38-year old man and I still haven’t gotten my cutie mark. What’s wrong with me?

Don’t answer that.

The weather is about to get nice! Don’t be caught without a tee shirt. Or everyone will hate you.