Why fucking wizards? Fucking wizards are fucking awesome. That’s fucking why.

I have never played Minecraft and I have no real idea what it’s like. It’s probably pretty great. But I felt like making fun of it anyways. I’m sure you understand, occasionally I need to be obnoxiously opinionated about something I have zero experience with. It helps me to understand and identify emotionally with evolution denialists OH SNAP.

Oh, and for those of you too young to remember, Logo.

Corn God Niblets