Can we get a consensus on what exactly constitutes “being an asshole” when discussing issues of fact versus opinion? When fact contradicts opinion, and opinion won’t budge, I think a little asshole is just the grease you need sometimes.

That came out wrong.

Some of my favorite people are assholes. I’m 1/4 asshole, from my uncle’s side of the family. When I hear someone complaining about an asshole, I hear “I just got butthurt by a verbal bitchslap from a warrior of truth.”

Carry on, assholes. Carry on.