These are all actual lines I’ve used to seduce international spy ladies. Use them in good health and with my blessing.

Hey! It’s holiday shopping times. Go browse the SFAM store! Here is a selection of suggested giftlike items that we offer:

• SFAM Books by Jon Rosenberg
• Goats Books, also by Jon Rosenberg
• Our brand-new Dentones concert tee
• Our also brand-new Corn God Niblets sports team tee
• SFAM Holiday Greeting Cards
• One of a handful of Bunnies Bafflers remaining
• And lots of prints, t-shirts, drinkware, toys and more