Meet Nuvigil Lexapro, Jarl of Celebrex, hero of the people and destroyer of turkeys. Then go and enjoy your holiday if you celebrate such things.
I know some people don’t take stock in Thanksgiving, and I understand that completely. It celebrates a sordid history and people generally act like gluttons. But isn’t that so quintessentially American? I think it’s important to celebrate it precisely for those reasons — to remember how monstrous we Americans can be.