I am typing this post as I balance two infants with my feet. The twins are home, finally, after an eternity at two different hospitals and a half-dozen different brands of plastic NICU boxes. So you’ll excuse me if I’m brief.

New product is coming here! I need you to buy the hell out of it, babies need a lot of diapers apparently. Here are the details:

• Bunnies Planet Print Pak and Cornelius Snarlington Print Pak: all six Bunnies comics or all six Snarlington comics in your choice of two sizes at one low price! You’ve been asking for these for a while, and now they’re available.
• Robot Rampage Print, Artist Edition: based on the art from the SFAM site header and created for the upcoming SFAM Vol 1, this print comes numbered and signed if you order it by June 25th.
• Discounted Shirts: Our Don’t Hassle Me, Fight The Lorth and Don’t Ask, Don’t Swim shirts are on sale! Pick one up for a mere $14 while supplies last. These shirts will be discontinued once they run out so get your size while it’s still available.

Did you know sleep is optional? You don’t need it. My old boss was right, she was goddamned right.