Welcome to P.B. Wang’s, where the General Petraeus Chicken is served with waffles and ice cream and topped with a tiny American flag made from paper and a toothpick. Try the deep-fried HFCS dumpling appeteazers today!

I like to imagine that this comic depicts what would happen to the Prime Directive if the US House of Representatives got its hands on it.

I had something important to write here but I’ll be damned if I can remember what it was supposed to be.