None of it matters, anyway, it’s all just molecules in the end, right? The people, the things that look like people, all of it molecules. So what if they’re arranged in a pattern that resembles radioactive mucus? You should be able to appreciate those molecules no matter what their state, unless you’re some sort of commie goddamn molecule racist.

Nihilism is out of fashion but it holds some lessons of the not-giving-a-flying-fuck category that I think the world could use a little bit more of.

Also, any company with more than $10 million in the bank should have its assets seized and put into a mutual fund that I manage so we can throw a huge end-of-the-world party with the dividends. Just sayin’.