Tag: vampires

The Vampire Who Loved Milkshakes

July 7, 2014
Vampires can be whatever we want them to be! They sparkle, they cuddle, they drink milkshakes. It's all good. I just spent all my money on a new air conditioner for my office! This means more habitable hours and more...
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Children Of The Candy Corn Part I

October 30, 2013
Halloween! I hates it, they won't let me have any candy. I have to go to the store and pay for it. It makes me feel dirty. Hey you! Why not take a break from your worries with our new...
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Pledge Drive

October 23, 2013
What do you want from me, NPR? My fluids? Here, take them. Take them already.  
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Vampire Detective

May 23, 2012
Dracula Jones will detect the crap out of all your detectables. And that's all I have to say about that. Thanks to everyone who has backed the Bunnies Planet Squishable Kickstarter so far! You guys have fully funded the project,...
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