Dear Corn God June 11, 2012The Corn God personally answers all the prayers he receives! The response is usually fiery death from above. Read More »
My Smallish Nullicorn April 3, 2012My daughter's new favorite program is My Little Pony: Friendship is Imaginary. Or something. I try to sleep through as much of it as I can but it has a way of seeping. Now I am concerned that I am...Read More »