Everyone still there? You've continued to exist? Yes? Excellent. It was looking pretty touch-and-go there for a bit, but I think we've pulled through the worst of it. Best apocalypse yet. Now go spend your golden hoard!
These ghosts probably aren't real, (as most 'ghosts' are not ethereal but made up of Ghost Meat), but that spam subject was -- the only spam I've ever been tempted to respond to. I still regret not stocking up on...