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Dear Corn God

June 11, 2012
The Corn God personally answers all the prayers he receives! The response is usually fiery death from above.  
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Son Of Corn God

November 23, 2010
Corn God gets around, and he's not the careful type. I bet he has lots of kids all over the place! Check this space later today, we're going to be launching the first of our SFAM t-shirts right here sometime...
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Space Messiah Number 412

July 14, 2010
A multiverse is a pretty big place, it needs rules to run smoothly. Messiahs need to follow the rules just like everyone else or before you know it they're crowding out the regulars at restaurants and performing miracles on bank...
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