Tag: hats

Where Fashion Sits

July 30, 2012
Did God's parents drop him a lot when he was a baby? Into a clothes dryer, maybe? It's the only reason I can imagine that God has such issues with clothing. First, we were all supposed to be nude. Then,...
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The Fragile Economy

July 3, 2011
Do you smell that? That's the odor of the demise of civilization, the stench of rotting econocorpses baking in the sun of mass delusion. They make a Glade plug-in for that now. But the news duck is back! Everything will...
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