Goth Moth
April 23, 2018
Hey everyone! Remember Goth Moth? No? From high school? He sat behind you in English. He had blond hair then. Fine, whatever. More sooooooooon
Tag: assholes
The President-Elect
November 11, 2016
Holy shit, folks. I’ve been doing lots of comics all over the internet. Check ’em out: Dave Kellett’s DRIVE Rare Earths: Page One Rare Earths: Page Two Rare Earths: Page Three Rare Earths: Page Four Rare Earths: Page Five The...
You’re Not Wrong
October 28, 2015
Howdy everyone! It’s that time of month again, when I remind you that you can help support this comic that you like to read by becoming a patron on Patreon! Your dollar gets you access to the patron feed and...
The Evaluations
September 14, 2015
Opinions are like assholes. They're round and if you stick a sharpie in them it feels kinda good. Want more SFAM? Classic SFAM strips will be running over at GoComics every weekday, along with your favorite syndicated comics! Sign up...
Send In The Clones
June 29, 2015
Howdy! Welcome to Day 1 of a three day Team Force Alpha adventure. Cybercloning is the new hot thing in forced labor. Hey! I revamped the rewards for Patreon patrons recently. The rewards are full of all sorts of recurring goodies,...
Coffee Talk
December 29, 2014
Welcome back to the Mandatory Coffee franchise, where the java is a must-have and the paper napkins are always free. Hey! it's that time of month again, where I plead with you to become a Patreon patron of SFAM and...
Bedtime Story
September 4, 2014
You thought the birds and the bees was a difficult subject? Try explaining anything from the news cycle of the last two weeks to a child. They'll call social services on you. Don't forget to check out my comic at...
Strawman
July 9, 2014
My new air conditioner has traveled to three different states now and it's still another two days to go before it gets here. What wonderful and terrible lands will it visit before it arrives? I can't wait to ask it...
Interview With An Asshole
June 9, 2014
One time Walter Spite threw a live squirrel into a jet engine. I'm serious. If you're not an asshole, why not check out our SFAM ebooks? They're DRM free and made with premium electrons.
Good Artists Borrow, Great Artists Suck
February 5, 2014
This is why I only consume media created by dead people, they can't disappoint you anymore.
Entitlement
January 10, 2014
Remember kids, just because you can do a thing doesn't mean you should. Here’s something you SHOULD do! Follow me on Twitter or Facebook or Tumblr or Google+ if that’s your sort of thing. You can also check out our store! There are lots of neat things you can...
The Miracle
May 22, 2013
Have you ever really looked at your fingers? I mean, really looked? You have? Oh. Never mind, then.
Fan Mail
December 24, 2012
This is the only logical explanation I can come up with. Have a Merry Christmas, everyone! GO SANTA
Haters Gonna Hate
December 19, 2011
Can we get a consensus on what exactly constitutes "being an asshole" when discussing issues of fact versus opinion? When fact contradicts opinion, and opinion won't budge, I think a little asshole is just the grease you need sometimes. That...
The Test
December 14, 2011
Welcome to Day Two of Blade Runner Week! It would have been Day Three but I fell asleep a whole lot. That keeps happening at night and I'm completely at a loss to explain it. Anyhoo, here we are, only...
Eat The Rich
October 24, 2011
This comic may seem juvenile and unfair at first glance, but it is important to remember that it is based on science. One cannot help it if research shows the top 1% are 99.44% douchebags. Lookie here! Chris Yates and...
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