Welcome back to the future of Crab City! Crab City is the city made for crabs, by crabs, from crabs. Crab City! The current storyline starts here.

We’ve got some new t-shirts and prints for you! Every day is Day of the Dead for Cornelius Snarlington. The world’s darkest deer is determined to be worshipped. Your body becomes his shrine in 3 flavors: orange, chocolate or lime.