Worst Year Ever
December 23, 2018
This is my last comic for 2018. Thanks for all your support this year! See you bright and early back here in January.
Terrible Rectangles
December 13, 2018
Hey! You there! Do you need to buy gifts for a person? Why not buy some of these things I sell and then you can use those things as the gifts! I think that's a pretty good idea.
Gritty Origins w/ Discoburrito and Larvey Dent
November 30, 2018
Only a few days left to order your holiday gifts from our store and still get guaranteed delivery by the holidays! Get it done now you lazy turd.
The Never Now
November 12, 2018
I wanted to do a comic about comics control but it's too soon to talk about comics. Not after comics killed all those students. It's not too soon to be ordering your holiday gifts from our store, though! Get it...
Election Day
November 6, 2018
Today, I plead with you: go vote as much as you can. Not for Republicans. Go vote. Go fucking vote right now.
The Bluish Question
October 30, 2018
I'm not saying Donald Trump is a racist. Oh, wait. Yes I am. New t-shirts in the store! Check ’em out.
A Brief Moment of Clarity
October 25, 2018
Oooh. So close. New t-shirts in the store! Check ’em out.
#NotAllPlaces
October 19, 2018
Have you watched The Good Place? Me neither. New t-shirts in the store! Check 'em out.
Doctor Whoa Is A Woman
September 25, 2018
Have you seen the new season of Doctor Who yet? Me neither.
Crab City 2049.2
September 3, 2018
Welcome back to the future of Crab City! Crab City is the city made for crabs, by crabs, from crabs. Crab City! The current storyline starts here. We've got some new t-shirts and prints for you! Every day is Day of the Dead for...
Crab City 2049.1
August 21, 2018
Have you good people seen Blade Runner 2049? Me neither. Welcome back to the future of Crab City! Crab City is the city made for crabs, by crabs, from crabs. Crab City! The current storyline starts here.
Crab City 2049
August 3, 2018
Have you good people seen Blade Runner 2049? Me neither. Welcome back to the future of Crab City! Crab City is the city made for crabs, by crabs, from crabs. Crab City!
True Tales of Erotic Bigfoot
July 31, 2018
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The Problem Solver
July 14, 2018
Don't worry, people who hoard billions of dollars will solve all our problems! When they feel like it! In whatever way gets the most attention! I'm on vacation for the next week and change, watch this space for more.
The Remake
July 11, 2018
Have you seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi? Me neither. Apparently a whole bunch of whiny, entitled, emotionally stunted "fans" did though, and they want it remade with more hookers and blackjack. Lucky for us, the remake is already playing in...
Huck You
June 19, 2018
Pro tip: don't kidnap thousands of children and hold them hostage in exchange for political demands. It's a bad look.
Deeply Held
June 13, 2018
It's better to believe in people than ideas. Ideas are often wrong and do not reflect reality. Most people are real though.
Suicide Kings
June 8, 2018
Have you seen a cinematic universe based on a comic book? Me neither.
The Tell-Tale President
June 4, 2018
Drawing topical comics is a lot like playing the stock market: your timing has to be perfect. Wait too long, and your topic isn't news anymore. Got this one in under the wire I think.
The Happy Titan
May 17, 2018
Have you seen Marvel's Avengers: Infinity War yet? Me neither. In order to make comics, I often have to eat to remain alive. If you'd like to help me eat, there's no better way to do so than becoming a...
An Important Conversation
May 11, 2018
Star Trek conspiracy theories are running rampant throughout the quadrant. This fake news must be stopped! Everyone knows V'Ger was created by elves.
The Cucking Of The Chads
May 4, 2018
Incels are terrible men who think they're entitled to sex with women regardless of how the women feel about it. Essentially they're lobbying for state-sponsored mass rape. And they wonder why they don't get invited to many parties. Hard to...
Golden Age
April 27, 2018
This made a lot more sense before I read it. Eleven more years until I get to order off the Seniors menu at IHOP! I'm psyched.
Goth Moth
April 23, 2018
Hey everyone! Remember Goth Moth? No? From high school? He sat behind you in English. He had blond hair then. Fine, whatever. More sooooooooon
Deep State
April 15, 2018
Hey all! Thanks for waiting around for me. I'm gonna try spinning up the ol' comics engine and see if we can't get something resembling a normal publishing schedule going again. As you may remember, I went on sabbatical late...
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