Just a little presidential race fan fiction for you today. No biggie.
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Race To The Bottom
Republican presidential candidates are tripping all over themselves to show us how excited they are to catapult the U.S. back to the stone ages with talk of revoking our right to birth control, annulling gay marriages and aligning U.S. law with biblical standards. Don't know if that includes reintroducing slavery…
January 9, 2012
In "conservativism"
The Tyranny Of Facts
And that's all I've got to say about the RNC. Good luck to us all. Catch you on Monday when Cornelius Snarlington finds out he's pregnant... and the father is Sciencemaster Adler! Crazy.
August 31, 2012
In "cognitive dissonance"
Ad Hominem
There is, on average, a presidential debate every fifteen minutes somewhere in the United States. They all begin to blur together after a while: noise, rhetoric and meaningless slander. They ought to get it over with and sell popcorn and giant foam fingers.
January 31, 2012
In "ad hominem"
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