WIZARDS!!!
Why fucking wizards? Fucking wizards are fucking awesome. That’s fucking why.

I have never played Minecraft and I have no real idea what it’s like. It’s probably pretty great. But I felt like making fun of it anyways. I’m sure you understand, occasionally I need to be obnoxiously opinionated about something I have zero experience with. It helps me to understand and identify emotionally with evolution denialists OH SNAP.

Oh, and for those of you too young to remember, Logo.